First: I went home to do laundry, and as usual I found myself at the mall with my sister, we get distracted easily. On the way there I turned to her and said...
"Chels, I feel like something is going to happen today. Not anything bad, just something unexpected."
So we continued, twenty minutes later I ran in to an old crush, (he may have been a T-Mobile boy...) So after freaking out, I very calmly said "Hi!" and waved in which he smiled and waved back. Cute.
Second: I hate grocery shopping by myself. I spend money on things I probably shouldn't and always get distracted. When staring at a giant wall of crackers I felt someone watching me. Behind me is a semi-sketchy looking gentleman with a half missing front tooth. He said... Ma'am, is you single?... I said. Yeah I am (slipping my just in case ring on my finger behind my back, thank you Caitlin) He says...(in a black man accent) oh daaaang, you is beauuuutifowl. I say... thanks. Grab some crackers and walk away shaking. I felt like he was going to jump me then and there. Creepy.
(twenty minutes later)
Third: Between my apartment and another one we have a little semi-alley leading to the dumpsters. I had this great idea to take the trash out. With pepper spray on my key chain I grabbed the trash and headed out. Walking behind me a few steps is a man/boy/someone I don't know. He says... I like your shirt... I say.. thanks.... he says... its my favorite color... and I say... its pretty fun... and he says... and you are sure looking good in it... I say... uh thanks.... then walk faster. I then pass by my FHE brother's apartment window and they all say hi. I stop to talk for a minute, then one of them says... hey that kid made me a burrito once. What? I turn around and the 'I like your shirt guy' is standing behind me... I just walked away... slowly.
(later)
Fourth: A man that works at this burger place that I may have had my eye on for YEARS now may be back. After going on a mission he is back to work and cuter than ever. Don't worry I have never actually spoken to him, and I may have named my guitar after him. (Back story to come soon.)
(even later)
Fifth: I once had a crush (and by once I mean I totally still do) on a different T-Mobile boy. I may be writing his brother on a mission (who I have never met) and there may be an awkward love pentagon... but lets just say... I finally got the courage to add him on facebook... and he accepted!!!!
(today)
Sixth: I went out to my car this morning to find this stuck to my wind shield.
Alright... Caitlin? Was this you? We all know this isn't real. But hey, it just added to everything.
Seventh: While writing this blog post, there was some very loud and urgent knocking at our back alley way door. Jessica and I (my dorm-mate is also named Jessica) opened the door to find a man in a mask with a knife. His mask was tin foil and the knife was a butter one. He had his head cocked creepily to the side and was taping on the window with his knife. I freaked. Yes, I was being recorded. He kept knocking and we kept opening the door. Jessica kept as calm as can be, then freaked out when there was a bug above the door. What? Not at the creepy masked man at the door?
Anyways, this was a really long post, but I hope you enjoyed it!
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